Write stuff?
I won’t write anything down in here, because I don’t give a fuck!
Wedding
I did coke in a church washroom.
Upper decker
Today I went to a fast food place, I love their pitas but I still took a shit in the top of their toilet because I don’t give a fuck.
Coffee and cigarettes
I’m smoking in a Tim Hortons washroom as I type this because I don’t give a fuck.
Dildo
Today, I got to my dorm drunk as fuck and inserted a dildo into my Read the rest of this entry »
Face cloth
I used my gf’s face cloth to wipe my ass, it’s her fault for not having anymore toilet paper.
Swamp ass
I have swamp ass in public but I don’t give a fuck.
I sometimes follow instructions.
I once masturbated into someones windshield wiper fluid.
f ur couch.
Old folks home
I live with my mom and she’s getting old so I sent her to an old folks home. I have the whole house to myself now because I don’t give a fuck.
Jaywalking
I was jaywalking and a cop saw me, so I pretended to be retarded to avoid getting a ticket because I don’t give a fuck.
Need smokes?
Last night I bought some kids cigarettes cuz I don’t give a fuck.
Club
I went to a club last night, and farted in the middle of the crowded dance floor.
Pool Party
My neighbour has a pool and their kids make so much fucking noise when they’re swimming, so last night I shat in their pool because I don’t give a fuck.
Michael Jackson
I laughed when I heard Michael Jackson died because I don’t give a fuck about his child molesting ass.
Brevity
For the sake of brevity: I don’t give a Fuck about everything and anything.
